NutriBullet’s Fake Influencers Give Absurd Advice You Probably Shouldn’t Follow [Video]

If you want to replicate this recipe, stock up on apple cider vinegar and get ready to “harvest your mushroom log,” whatever that means. 

Or a yogi who calls herself The Chakra Chick can help cleanse your chi if you’ve got a gong, some birthstones, good flexibility and unending patience. 

A new campaign for NutriBullet blenders doesn’t exactly call BS on health and fitness influencers like these fictionalized examples. But it takes this kind of Instagram-fueled, labor-intensive advice to absurd levels while pointing out that most regular folks will not DIY a bunch of home remedies or follow anything resembling a Goop-approved morning routine.

That’s where the gadget maker comes in, promising to “bring wellness back to basics for busy consumers looking for simple, realistic solutions,” according to Chattanooga, …